Sunday, October 19, 2008

Sunday Funny

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


Dannelle said...

LOLROFLAO and whatever else! Funny stuff, Dannelle

Miss Slick One said...


Lainey Laine said...

Brilliant!! I read that out and we all had a laugh!! thanks xxxxx

Chris/cacklinrosie101 said...

hahahah...Wini, that was brilliant. Had me rolling over here because I didn't expect the punch line at all. Love that tag also....too funny and cute! Love you also...

Linda said...

ROFL, ROFL, ROFL!!! That was toooo funny :)

Pooh Hugs,

Rose said...

Too Funny!

Hugs, Rose

It's Just Me ~ Katie! said...

OH No! Thanks for the laugh. Take care,

Robyn said...

Hi Winivere I had no idea you were over here at Blogger! I will have to read back some to see how you have been! Stop by and see me sometime. So happy to see you here ;) LMAO at your story!! Have a great week!

Bethe said...

Hi hunnie! That was soooo funny! Sorry I havne't been around much. Been doing alot of PSP. luv ya....

ELLIE said...

that is just too damn funny!!!!
thanks - I needed a laugh!!!

LYN said...

LOL..great way to start the work week...;-)

Joyce said...

You are a hoot.
Hugs, Joyce

MISSY said...

Very funny :) *M*

Nelishia said...

That's the best joke I've heard all year.

That was soooo funny I'm forwarding that one to hubby at work. Thank you for making my whole day. Graphic was perfect with the 'twisting' Nun.