Saturday, July 25, 2009

:::Always Kiss Me:::

My "attorney" shoes broke yesterday. Yep. They broke straight across! I have never seen that! I call them my attorney shoes, because the attorneys we work with have the same pair of shoes. The only difference is that theirs are leather and mine were cheap plastic. LOL... So today, I had to go on the prowl for some black shoes...
Well, I walked into PayLess, and there he was. This cute 23-year-old gent with one of those hard bodies that made my mind think dirty little thoughts of running my fingers all over his chest. Of course, being the lady that I am, I kept my dirty little thoughts to myself, although my eyes were trying hard to pay more attention to the rack that had shoes on it... He asked me how I was doing so I responded that I have been sick for over a month... That must have been a good pickup line, because he followed me into the size six aisle, and then, he said that he likes his women petite... The boy was flirting! Of course, it brought a smile to my face, and made me look a little closer at the merchandise... "You like your women petite?"I paraphased... "Yes," he said, "because they are so much easier to manuever and... and... and".... OMG @ I was being sexually harassed and I was enjoying it. LOL... It was the perfect moment to slam my body into his, caress his face, lick his lips, and wrap my leg around his bod.... Well, that is what I was thinking, anyway... LOL... So what kind of shoes are you looking for?... Black shoes that are comfortable enough for work... I like these but they are too big and they are in the wrong box. Do you know if some other store has them in my size? So we looked for the shoes in another size so he could get the name and number of the shoe... Black Jockey... LOL as in my underwear?... OMG... So he continues to talk dirty to me... not one sentence but several... some that I cannot bring myself to write! and then, he finally comes to the point... "So you like older women?" I ask... He responds with a big YES... "But wouldn't you rather be with someone your own age?".... "No, he says, they just lie there. LOL... All this dirty talk had him so excited that his pants were at attention. OMG @ I was too embarassed to look... Then, he asked me for a hug. I think he just wanted to feel my breasts pressed against him. LOL... He gave me a list of stores where to find the shoes... I know I should be feeling offended, but for a woman who is old enough to be his mother, he made my day! I wonder if he will be there when I buy another pair of shoes. LOL
By the way, I found the shoes downtown... Now everytime I put them on, I will remember this story... :::giggle:::... Once upon a time, there was a woman who walked into a PayLess store feeling fat and unattractive, but she walked out of the PayLess in complete catharsis, knowing a hot male made love to her with his eyes and his mind.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Another Year...


Today is my Birthday.

If my oven was working, I would make myself a cake. LOL

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

:::Michael Jackson:::

Michael Jackson

Oops @ I am a little late with this "King of Pop" tag, but it seems as if they are still talking about him and playing his music, so I guess it doesn't matter if I post it late.

My boss yelled at me this morning... again. He didn't like it when I told him that I was still having car problems, especially since he went through my desk yesterday and found some papers that I have not filed. Grrr @ he can be very harsh. It's amazing that I dreamed about him way before I met him and I said to myself that he was the kind of boss that I wanted to work for... until I got to know him... I have never worked at a job where I have felt intimidated. I have always been so sure of myself at other jobs. Why is this job different?! I think it is primarily because of the people I work with.

The wrecker guy finally showed up. OMG @ his feelings were hurt, because I didn't recognize him. Why would he feel bad if he has been living with someone for four years?! He denies that he is married, although in the state of Texas, if you live together for a year, you're married! Well, at least he thought I was only 35 years old. LOL...

Mr. Wrecker hadn't even taken my car off the wrecker when the mechanic had it fixed! It was only a $3.95 fuse. OMG!!!!!! =.)


Monday, July 13, 2009


Let others know a little more about yourself. Re-post this as your name followed by "ology."

What is your salad dressing of choice? Kraft Free Zesty Italian
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Red Lobster or Crab's Inn
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Avocado
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni & Mushrooms
What do you like to put on your toast? Raspberry Fruit Spread
Chocolate or Vanilla? CHOCOLATE
How many televisions are in your house? 1
What color cell phone do you have? Black with a little flower sticker =.)
Do you have a laptop? Yes without the letter D
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Yes, lots of things! LOL
What is the last heavy item you lifted? trash
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yes
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I have lived twice. I died and came back to life in 1980.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I already did.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? What kind is it?! Only if I like it!!!
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 1
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Car accident 2008
Last person you talked to on the phone? my boss
Last person you hugged? Suzie
Favorite Holiday? Halloween
Favorite day of the week? Saturday
Month? February - probably the only month it is cold here
Missing someone? yes
Mood? Worried about how I'm getting to work tomorrow
What are you listening to? The voices in my head! LOL... Worries
Watching? TV & radio in background. LOL (Radio alarm went off.)
Worrying about? Car problems
First place you went this morning? Neighbor took me to buy oil for the car but it still won't start.
What's the last movie you saw? Victoria Telenovela
Sleeping Alone Tonight? Unless if I get lucky in my dreams. LOL
Do you always answer your phone? No, sometimes, I don't hear it.
If you could change your eye color what would it be? Green, like my father's.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? I don't even remember going to Sonic.
Do you own a digital camera? Yes
Have you ever had a pet fish? Yes. His name was Neptune.
What's on your wish list for your birthday? For people to tell me happy birthday! My family always forgets. Purple roses would be nice... and cake with ice cream.
Can you do push ups? yes
Can you do a chin up? Maybe one LOL
Does the future make you more nervous or excited? both
Do you have any saved texts? Yes, but my phone made them up. LOL
Ever been in a car wreck? Lots
Do you have an accent? Yes, I have been told I sound white. LOL @ is that what you sound like when English is your first language?.
What is the last song to make you tear up? It's been such a long time that I don't remember it.
Plans tonight? Yes.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Yes, lots of times, but I keep on going...
Name 3 things you bought yesterday. I was a good girl yesterday. I was a bad girl on Saturday! LOL. Three things I bought on Saturday: St. Anthony statue with removable baby, rosary, corset keys holder
Have you ever been given roses? Yes. I miss that!
Current hate right now? Being without transportation.
Met someone who changed your life? Yes, but it was not a good thing.
How did you bring in the New Year? I ran around naked drinking champagne. LOL! Not!
Name 3 people who might complete this? Probably Sandra.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yes, but another era.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes, boring. LOL
Do you have any tattoos/piercings? My ears are pierced.
Does anyone love you? Well, I am VERY lovable! xx
What songs do you sing in the shower? How can I be sure in a world that's constantly changing...

Ever had someone sing to you? Yes, it was a serenade at my window.

Do you like to cuddle? cuddling is very good
Have you held hands with anyone today? not even with myself! LOL
Who was the last person you took a picture of? the kids at my work. They put on a play.

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? The hit parade which are now called "old school" LOL
Do you believe in staying close with your ex's? good grief NO!!

Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Both but I feel more comfortable with the old because I've known them longer.
Do you like pulpy orange juice? The pulpier the better!

What is something your friends make fun of you for? My friends don't do that. My family does. Grrr
Have you ever ridden an elephant? no, too stinky.
Do you like to play Scrabble? never tried it.
What are you saving your money up for right now? I want to move to another apartment

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? sometime in June?
What were you doing 12 AM last night? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I wish I didn't have to work. LOL @ be careful what you wish for!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Happy 4th

July 4

I am thankful to be an independent woman in an independent country. God bless our forefathers who dared to build a country of the people, for the people, by the people... God bless the U.S.A.


Thursday, July 2, 2009


Well, the doctor wanted me to stay home yesterday, but he let me go back to work instead. He was mad, because he couldn't reach me by telephone. They sent me two certified letters that I have not been able to pick up. Hello... he knows I work an hour away from where I live. If I can't even take myself to the doctor when I am sick, how am I going to find the time to pick up certified letters from the doctor?! Don't get after me, just pay for me to have the phone you want me to have! Grrr...
At work, we have seven boys in isolation because of the flu... a big worry at the shelter, because of the flu epidemic through Mexico. I was unable to find the file they audited. When I got to the office, the forms they had been looking for were on my desk the whole time. How could she have missed them? I don't understand... They will probably hound me about it...
I waited to pick up medications until last night... one because I waited til payday and two, because I waited for the doctor to call in my prescriptions... The doctor hounds me to take my meds, and then, he doesn't call it in? Grrr... I was at the pharmacy waiting and waiting forever. I wish I didn't ever need to mess with doctors... If I didn't have to get doctor excuses to return to work, I probably wouldn't bother. Gotta get my health back up to par.
One good thing about being sick is that I lost seven pounds. I'm only about 20 flu's away from my ideal weight. LOL @ I really need to get back in shape... Lord, strengthen me in mind, body and spirit, because I continue to stand alone...
Last night I had another dream. I was wearing loose clothing, dancing, and my inner child was with me. We were happy, dancing freely to the music. A man's voice asked me where I went today. He followed us and saw us dancing and full of joy. He said he wanted to go with us, too, but then, the room was so cold that I lost the dream and I could not get back to it... After that, I kept feeling someone staring at me in my sleep and I have not been able to go back to sleep... Now it is already time to go back to work... Grrr...