Saturday, July 25, 2009

:::Always Kiss Me:::

!AlwaysKissMe
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My "attorney" shoes broke yesterday. Yep. They broke straight across! I have never seen that! I call them my attorney shoes, because the attorneys we work with have the same pair of shoes. The only difference is that theirs are leather and mine were cheap plastic. LOL... So today, I had to go on the prowl for some black shoes...
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Well, I walked into PayLess, and there he was. This cute 23-year-old gent with one of those hard bodies that made my mind think dirty little thoughts of running my fingers all over his chest. Of course, being the lady that I am, I kept my dirty little thoughts to myself, although my eyes were trying hard to pay more attention to the rack that had shoes on it... He asked me how I was doing so I responded that I have been sick for over a month... That must have been a good pickup line, because he followed me into the size six aisle, and then, he said that he likes his women petite... The boy was flirting! Of course, it brought a smile to my face, and made me look a little closer at the merchandise... "You like your women petite?"I paraphased... "Yes," he said, "because they are so much easier to manuever and... and... and".... OMG @ I was being sexually harassed and I was enjoying it. LOL... It was the perfect moment to slam my body into his, caress his face, lick his lips, and wrap my leg around his bod.... Well, that is what I was thinking, anyway... LOL... So what kind of shoes are you looking for?... Black shoes that are comfortable enough for work... I like these but they are too big and they are in the wrong box. Do you know if some other store has them in my size? So we looked for the shoes in another size so he could get the name and number of the shoe... Black Jockey... LOL as in my underwear?... OMG... So he continues to talk dirty to me... not one sentence but several... some that I cannot bring myself to write! and then, he finally comes to the point... "So you like older women?" I ask... He responds with a big YES... "But wouldn't you rather be with someone your own age?".... "No, he says, they just lie there. LOL... All this dirty talk had him so excited that his pants were at attention. OMG @ I was too embarassed to look... Then, he asked me for a hug. I think he just wanted to feel my breasts pressed against him. LOL... He gave me a list of stores where to find the shoes... I know I should be feeling offended, but for a woman who is old enough to be his mother, he made my day! I wonder if he will be there when I buy another pair of shoes. LOL
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By the way, I found the shoes downtown... Now everytime I put them on, I will remember this story... :::giggle:::... Once upon a time, there was a woman who walked into a PayLess store feeling fat and unattractive, but she walked out of the PayLess in complete catharsis, knowing a hot male made love to her with his eyes and his mind.
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13 comments:

Senorita said...

OMG, this is great, lol.

I wish there would've been some sort of "happy ending" to this story.

Are they offering that BOGO promotion ? Just go in there and say that you forgot to the the second pair half off just like his pants, lol.

Indigo said...

(Chuckling) I would definitely find an excuse to go back. Just because you're older doesn't mean you're a cold fish right? (Hugs)Indigo

CINDY said...

23yr old hard bodied guy sexually harrassing you? umm yea i think you need a few more pairs of summer shoes but buy 1 at a time, gives ya reason to go back lol.
xoxoxoxo

Lynne said...

I'd be afraid I would end up in the stock room, runnnnnnnnnnn!

Robin said...

Oh, my. Well, you obviously come across well, even if you had been sick for a month. Glad you'll have a smile when you wear those shoes.

Myra said...

OMG...what a refreshing story...you can't make this stuff up! He must be salesman of the year!

Missie said...

It must have felt so good to be flirted with by a younger man. You go girl!! LOL

Coelha :B said...

Okay, where is this store exactly? Lol.. :) Julie

entsala said...

i would definately need another pair of shoes! i think you do too!!

Jimmy's Journal said...

I feel too intimidated to even attempt a witty quip but I loved reading the reactions from the rest of the ladies.

I kinda feel like the proverbial fly on the wall.

Jimmy

Charmaine said...

Mother of God. That did NOT just happen. I don't believe you.

Okay. I believe you. When you're hot, you're hot.

Just try not to unleash it on the children.

Charmaine said...

I forgot, what store was that again?

Estela said...

Yep, the young guys LOVE the older women. Happened to me when I was 35. I walked into an Auto Zone, this 21 year old walked right up to me, offered to help with my car, insisted on my number, showed up at my house later that night. I tell you, I had the best sex I had had in a LONG time!! He stuck around for about a year, lost track of him somewhere. We were good for each other :-)

Estela in South TX