A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.
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He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
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She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
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"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
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She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
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The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
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"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."
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The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
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"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
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"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
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The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
